so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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