its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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