I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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