Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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