I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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