Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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