yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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