1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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