Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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