I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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