Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Bring me that man meat
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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