Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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