its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
