Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
