3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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