he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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