guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
