dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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