I want to make a zoo with you.
only if we run a train.
done.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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