I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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