One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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