Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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