At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”