what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.