I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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