So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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