My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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