The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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