I got chris browned last night
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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