Nicole vs. Life
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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