love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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