is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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