I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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