god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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