I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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