We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
