I like to think it a success when the cops are called
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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