We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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