We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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