is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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