I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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