The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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