You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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