Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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