finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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