You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What a dumb baby whore.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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