Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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