I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I wear drunk well.
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