Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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