margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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