Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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