Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Randomize
