I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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