It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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