you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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